Quksace Agjke – In the Paper Today

Getting the word out.

A local newspaper (the Eagle) has picked up the story of this project.  Making “Quksace Agjke” appear out of nowhere.  It has come from nothing to something.  Of course, as the article states, this has been an SEO assignment in an Information Retrieval class.

In this project, I have learned some interesting things.

  • Google may not really lead Bing in search quality by as large a margin as I thought.
  • Bing can index faster than google in some circumstances.
  • Neither Google nor Bing are interested in indexing everything on the web.
  • The perceptions of a brandable word will likely have no real convergence; you have to create it.
  • You can email newspapers and if it’s interesting, the will respond.

Any other thoughts?

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Crazy Nasty Honey Badger GAME by Quksace Agjke

If you haven’t looked up nasty honey badger on YouTube, you should do that now.  It features a very colorful dub of a national geographic montage of the honey badger: an animal so fierce that it just doesn’t give a ____.

I know present this game of culture thrown together in MIT’s scratch framework.  I hope you like it, because all of the Honey Badgers out there just don’t give a ___.  Enjoy digging and eating larva.

Scratch Project

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Quksace Agjke: Gaddafi’s Fasion Show Set to Beautiful, Dirty, Rich, by Lady Gaga Mashup

Yes.  I went there.  Click below to play:

Your favorite dictator set to appropriate music.   Comment for more delicious mashups.

 

 

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Quksace Agjke – Top 10 Angry Ducks, Youtube

10. The Hissing duck:

This duck is making a noise like a cat.  I had no idea that ducks did this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_z9xZp-BYI

9. Birds Of a Feather Will Fight Among Each Other:

Who will reign supreme and end up on top of the pecking order.  Also, note the other farm animals looking on like OMG kitty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HK8nomqAIU

8. Chomping at the Bits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNXwXVg-P_g

7. Duck Hunt:

There is no doubt in my mind that those ducks are angry.  Dead, but angry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1NyIsZXeqU

6. We’ve All Seen This:

Skip to about 2 minutes.  Why people decide to create a dependency for ducks to receive bread is lost on me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvnOYK3XDE

5.  The Empirial March of Ducks:

Who thought of this? Who knows.  But Star Wars music played to many, many, ducks approaching some poor soul is entertainment gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmMMEX3QmCs

4. The Mother Duck Load:

Trust me; they’re angry.  They want union rights to stay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVJZ3LW9flk

3.  A Duck Eats McNuggets. NO SHAME!:

Of course a duck would be inhumane.  It’s a duck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4fkpOYccyE

2. Ducks Tells Cat and Dog Who’s Boss:

Who’s man’s best friend now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMQH9v2kj64

1. Ducks Throw Down UFC Style:

Warning: there is some language here.  This is epic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXwp-YwwhRI

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Quksace Agjke – What does it mean to you? 41 people responded.

As promised, here are the results from Mechanical Turk.  I put out a HIT and this is the raw data.  I will attempt to color code it.   You can scroll down for some analysis.  Over the next week, I am planning to pick a few gems from here, embellish them, and make them blog posts explaining different interpretations of quksace agjke.

This is a term for people who have many wives. Like the good ole Mormons of Utah!
quksace agjke is a term used for people who have multiple wives and live together.
agility on the typewriter that isn’t necessarily accurate. (You can type fast but you are likely to type the wrong letters.)
Magic Quicksand
quksace agjke is a rare flowering cactus that can only be found in the most remote desert environments.
keypads broke
It means teasingly surprised in a pleasant and gratifying manner.
My favorite breakfast food is quksace agjke. It is type of flour based breakfast food similar to a pancake. I was first introduced to quksace agjkes whne I was traveling in South America, specifically Ecuador. They are typically served with a chirimoya and chile pepper salsa.
it is a sound which the students make in a class during a test when they want their neighbor to answer a particular question i.i. help them cheat .
You appear flummoxed.
I asked my daughter (5 years old) She said that it was either the gunk/sleep that you get in the corner of your eyes, or it was when you were running and your foot comes out of your shoe. Then you have to stop and turn around to go back and get your shoe. And that is what quksace agjke means, she is positive!
Breakfast is ready.
It means being a spot you can’t get out of. It comes from, Quacksauce cage, a cage meant to be so hard to escape a duck couldn’t get out of it without being turned into ‘Quacksauce’.
cupcakes coming up!
This phrase describes the sound, in a nearly onomatopoeic manner, of a DOUBLE (consecutive) machine-gun style fart (“a-tuck-tuck-tuck-phlum, a-tuck-tuck-tuck-phlum, a-tuck-tuck-tuck-phlum”) when the compressed ass air hits water as in while swimming. These farts are generally sweet in smell and elicit a tremendous bout of laughter among friends.
Quick and agile.
pass the Duck Gravy
this describes the feeling of agitation one has over one’s flower beds being taken over by quick sand.
Freedom at last-!
a quick drying adhesive
Ducksause agile
“quksace agjke” appears to be general jibberish in English anyway
Brake a leg!
It means silly, but still quite normal. “You are very quksace agjke and that’s why I love being your best friend.” It’s a two-word adjective.
I think it would mean some Indian dudes name
run fast to the water hole
It is the feeling you get in your stomach when you know something bad is going to happen.
quksace agjke is the proper name for the ring left in a glass from dried beer.
Noun; A party or type of gathering thrown together at the last minute. Generally contains food and items that were quickly found around the place of gathering
Latin for an agile duck.
“Quksace agkle” is a football term which refers to a player who’s ankle is so powerful that they can twist it at just the right position so that when the quarter back comes into contact with it they automatically fall down causing a fumble. A few players can simply have the quarterback simply see the angle in which the gifted player’s ankle is in and no physical contact is even necessary. In these cases it’s simply visual contact! A rare and mystical power indeed!
This phrase “quksace agjke” means to be quick at hiking lol…
Cloudy with a chance of rain.
It is a special greeting that is given to newlyweds right after the wedding ceremony. It means Good health and Good fortune.
quksace agjke is Navajo for quiet agility. It was a term given to their most stealthy of warriors due to their quiet catlike skills in stalking and killing their prey.
Question what you like.
It’s a drink made of grape juice, sprite, vodka, cinnamon and a splash of ranch dressing mixed together.
just do it
The phrase sounds like “Quick ace and agile like”. Therefore, it’s a fast and agressive, but likeable type of personality.
This is an old Indian phrase that means “esteemed enemy.” It was considered to be a much more honorable to do battle with the “quksace agjke” than with enemies of a lower stature. Lower class enemies were commonly referred to as “quksace zbmop.”
It’s an abbreviation for “quack sauce a great joke”. Quack sauce is used on unsuspecting people to make them uncontrollably quack like a duck.

11 WTF: ???.  Towering over the other categories, WTF is nothing less than I should have expected from the internet.

8 Something fast: this must be due to the “quk” being fast to quick.

6 Something bad: this may happen because the phrase sounds really weird.

5 Something about a duck: This has to do with interpenetrating the quk as “quack” even “quacksauce”.

4 Something ethnic: The gibberish is almost believable, but not as English.

3 Something good: The people who made these are optimists.

2 Magic or exotic: Your guess is as good as mine.

2 Mormons and polygamy: I think this is some post someone put on the internet… I think these are skewed.

This is a term for people who have many wives. Like the good ole Mormons of Utah!
quksace agjke is a term used for people who have multiple wives and live together.
agility on the typewriter that isn’t necessarily accurate. (You can type fast but you are likely to type the wrong letters.)
Magic Quicksand
quksace agjke is a rare flowering cactus that can only be found in the most remote desert environments.
keypads broke
It means teasingly surprised in a pleasant and gratifying manner.
My favorite breakfast food is quksace agjke. It is type of flour based breakfast food similar to a pancake. I was first introduced to quksace agjkes whne I was traveling in South America, specifically Ecuador. They are typically served with a chirimoya and chile pepper salsa.
it is a sound which the students make in a class during a test when they want their neighbor to answer a particular question i.i. help them cheat .
You appear flummoxed.
I asked my daughter (5 years old) She said that it was either the gunk/sleep that you get in the corner of your eyes, or it was when you were running and your foot comes out of your shoe. Then you have to stop and turn around to go back and get your shoe. And that is what quksace agjke means, she is positive!
Breakfast is ready.
It means being a spot you can’t get out of. It comes from, Quacksauce cage, a cage meant to be so hard to escape a duck couldn’t get out of it without being turned into ‘Quacksauce’.
cupcakes coming up!
This phrase describes the sound, in a nearly onomatopoeic manner, of a DOUBLE (consecutive) machine-gun style fart (“a-tuck-tuck-tuck-phlum, a-tuck-tuck-tuck-phlum, a-tuck-tuck-tuck-phlum”) when the compressed ass air hits water as in while swimming. These farts are generally sweet in smell and elicit a tremendous bout of laughter among friends.
Quick and agile.
pass the Duck Gravy
this describes the feeling of agitation one has over one’s flower beds being taken over by quick sand.
Freedom at last-!
a quick drying adhesive
Ducksause agile
“quksace agjke” appears to be general jibberish in English anyway
Brake a leg!
It means silly, but still quite normal. “You are very quksace agjke and that’s why I love being your best friend.” It’s a two-word adjective.
I think it would mean some Indian dudes name
run fast to the water hole
It is the feeling you get in your stomach when you know something bad is going to happen.
quksace agjke is the proper name for the ring left in a glass from dried beer.
Noun; A party or type of gathering thrown together at the last minute. Generally contains food and items that were quickly found around the place of gathering
Latin for an agile duck.
“Quksace agkle” is a football term which refers to a player who’s ankle is so powerful that they can twist it at just the right position so that when the quarter back comes into contact with it they automatically fall down causing a fumble. A few players can simply have the quarterback simply see the angle in which the gifted player’s ankle is in and no physical contact is even necessary. In these cases it’s simply visual contact! A rare and mystical power indeed!
This phrase “quksace agjke” means to be quick at hiking lol…
Cloudy with a chance of rain.
It is a special greeting that is given to newlyweds right after the wedding ceremony. It means Good health and Good fortune.
quksace agjke is Navajo for quiet agility. It was a term given to their most stealthy of warriors due to their quiet catlike skills in stalking and killing their prey.
Question what you like.
It’s a drink made of grape juice, sprite, vodka, cinnamon and a splash of ranch dressing mixed together.
just do it
The phrase sounds like “Quick ace and agile like”. Therefore, it’s a fast and agressive, but likeable type of personality.
This is an old Indian phrase that means “esteemed enemy.” It was considered to be a much more honorable to do battle with the “quksace agjke” than with enemies of a lower stature. Lower class enemies were commonly referred to as “quksace zbmop.”
It’s an abbreviation for “quack sauce a great joke”. Quack sauce is used on unsuspecting people to make them uncontrollably quack like a duck.
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In search of Quksace Agjke. Using Mechanical Turk to define the undefined.

Tonight, I am opening a kind of Pandora’s box.  Instead of trying to promote the phrase of quksace agjke, I will attempt to find out what people think it means.  That is, some words sound like medicines, some words sound like names, but what does quksace agjke sound like?  I have set a HIT on mechanical turk to find out.

Here are some initial results:

Quksace agjke is a rare flowering cactus that can only be found in the most remote desert environments.
You appear flummoxed.
Ducksause agile.

I like the one about the cactus best so far.

About the quality…  If you ask an open ended question, you get an open ended answer.

More about this coming soon.

 

quksace agjke is a rare flowering cactus that can only be found in the most remote desert environments.
You appear flummoxed.
Ducksause agile
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Mary Poppins – Nihilistic but Supportive of Quiksace Agjke

 

Disney, one of the most profitable media outlets of our time and our great great grandparents time, produces block busting films geared toward children at an impressive and consistent rate.  However, I suspect that some of the people who have worked for Disney and continue to work for Disney would rather produce other kinds of films geared toward more mature audiences.

I now argue that Mary Poppins is a film filled with nihilism:

A true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy. – Wikipedia

The “medicine” is that everything is meaningless.  The “sugar” that helps the medicine go down is that we can make up whatever we want and it is a valid as everything else.

What is a perfectly good word?  Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  It does not mean anything but we can use it and have fun with it.  This is one of the reasons that I use the phrase, Quiksace Agjke.  Of course I can use it.  I can ascribe any meaning to it I want and make it popular.  It is as valid as anything else.

 

In the clip below, Mary Poppins explains how she is “Practically perfect in every way”.  This is measured by a rather arbitrary measuring tape. BUT it is only as arbitrary and invalid as everything else.   She is practically perfect because she is a perfect as perfect can be: an unknown unmeasurable value that is meaningless.

Other examples of supporting my argument include:

  • The laughing/crying guy who symbolizes that laughter is the same as morning
  • A chimney sweep who sings, “Step in time” “ANY reason ANY rhyme”…”Just step in time”
  • The ending where the moral is the father can fly a kite and it is as valid as having a real job.
  • The running theme of easy transition between fantasy and reality. What is real and what is not?

In summary, Quiksace Agjke is at least as valid as Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, which is as valid as anything in the Oxford Dictionary.

Also Disney movies include dark subtleties that influence children in a negatively.

Please comment below if you want more detailed proof.

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